We were talking about the Apostle Paul traveling around doing his apostle thing when this conversation took place (recreated as well as I can):
Man: Well, I see the rules that Paul set forth and wonder why we’re not following them better.
Teacher gets a gleam in her eye and turns to me.
Teacher: Jeannine, do you have any ideas about that?
I look at her, deciding whether to nod, smile and claim ignorance.
Me: As far as I’m concerned, one Jesus card beats a hand full of Pauls.
Man: (looking confused) I don’t know what you mean.
Me: I mean Paul was as much a Disciple as Pete Best was a Beatle.
I stand by that position, but it took a while to explain what I meant to him.